I left my oven on last night by accident and miraculously the house didn’t burn down but now I suspect I have heat stroke
It’s difficult to shake the notion that there is a shadowy patriarchal force at play, at least when you consider the relative dearth of scenes featuring male-on-female cunnilingus compared to woman-on-woman (Blue Is The Warmest Colour, The Kids Are Alright and Black Swan being the most recent high profile examples).
When I tried to recall even semi-recent notable scenes of (for all intents and purposes) heterosexual cunnilingus - outside of porn, obscure erotica or those films that blur the edges between the mainstream and underground, such as 9 Songs or Shortbus - I didn’t exactly come up with an embarrassment of riches. There’s the aforementioned, Steve McQueen’s Shame and Ridley Scott’s The Counsellor, a handful of ‘90s efforts, and before long you’re looking at classics like Don’t Look Now’s notorious 1973 roll in the hay (long rumoured to be unsimulated) between Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie.
(Mr. Skin subscribers everywhere, this is your cue to roll in and reel off a comprehensive stocktake of every single muff-diving scene ever in order to disprove this entire article.)"
Asking the hard questions today.
AGREED! BUT UM EXCUSE ME Simon and Alisha in Skins S2 C’MON that was pretty much the hottest thing ever.(via bareyrteeth)
Blue Valentine has one that R Gosling had to campaign to keep in the final cut. Also Sopranos season 1, but Junior almost gets whacked for it
why doesn’t money play a big role in tv like it does in real life? Like, I would like Girls or anything really a lot more if one of them at least would occasionally stress the fuck out because they fucked up their budget and now must choose between buying food or paying bills instead at the end of every episode I just slam my laptop down because like “what precocious brats” how do they afford those shoes and dresses why can’t I
"Men’s rights activists don’t organize marches; they don’t build shelters or raise funds for abused men; they don’t organize prostate cancer-awareness events or campaign against prison rape. What they actually do, when they’re not simply carping in comments online, is target and harass women—from feminist writers and professors to activists—in an attempt to silence them."
Wow this needs more notes.
I FORGOT THAT BOOK PEETA LOSES HIS LEG AT THE END OF THE HUNGER GAMES
thaaaat’s what I didn’t like about the Hunger Games. I hate hate hate that they left that out. Apart from lots of other bits, I loved that shit! I love shaky cam! You remember the bit where they start running towards the cornucopia? And it’s silent??? In the first one??????? Legit one of the only scenes that makes me tear up with this maternal FEAR that I can’t explain (the other scene is when Elastigirl is radioing Syndrome that there’s children aboard that plane he’s shooting down in The Incredibles). Catching Fire was good but I was totally like “yeah I’m good with this” to all the shocking violence that should’ve been scarier except for Jena Malone giirrrrrrl what a fucking knock out, who remembers Saved!?
I just bought my dinner off someone who I don’t know but have stalked on instagram and it was pretty obvious that she’d stalked me on some sort of social media platform because it was really uncomfortable and I got so obsessed with trying to be perceived as a nice person irl that I forgot to ask for no onion ;_;
the search yielded nothing please help
at first I didn’t realise this was a fan tweet, and thought it was some concerned broadcaster all “quick shout out to Donald Sutherland’s nice persona! I’m sure it would be hard for others to differentiate the man from the character in ALL CAPS ILY”